Not for the Weak Hearted

Here are Sam's rewards from his dentist visit today.  For some odd reason he wanted to keep his teeth; when I asked him later why, he said they asked him if he wanted to take them home.  With his mouth full of cotton and head full of Valium he grunted "Huh" which they interpreted as "Yes."  So they placed his finery in a small cushioned box for safekeeping.  I did have to draw the line when he said he would be placing these teeth under his pillow and he better receive a generous payoff from the Tooth Fairy for all the pain he went through to obtain these teeth.    Not as much pain as Mama will be receiving once the bill has been sent!