Apparently, according to Completely Bare, the in place to be waxed in New York, it's okay to add a little umph to your va jay jay. I ran across this website because the owner, Cindy Barshop, was part of the last Real Housewives of New York show on Bravo.( I love me some housewives having cat fights all over New York, Atlanta, Orange County, and Bevery Hills.) Cindy's latest ideas on how to add some decor to your private parts are as follows:
Vatooing - Yes, some temporary tattos can be applied just about anywhere to provide a little surprise to your nether region. This is pretty tame based upon the additional services Completely Bare provides.
Vajeweling - We've all heard of this - Swarovski crystals glued to your girly parts to provide shimmering enhancement. Can you say itching? Catching on underwear? The urge to scratch in the most inappropriate place during the most inappropriate moments, such as business meetings?
Foxy Bikini - One of the latest treatments is the Foxy Bikini, which features fox fur applied to the bikini area by a specialist, following any laser or wax treatment. Um, you are going to wax your hoo-ha just to add a toupee to it? That seems to defeat the purpose. The website states this look will last three days, which begs the question "what happens to it when you take a shower?" I imagine you end up with a matt of fur resembling a cat's hairball. Now that's enticing!!
Carnivale Bikini - Here's the ultimate treat for your vaginal region - feathers! Or "uber trendy feathers" as they are described on the website. I'm just picturing pulling off my pants for my man and exhibiting this little design. Obviously I'm not an exotic dancer (i.e., stripper) so how would one explain this look? Tickle you with a feather? I was feeling Brazil today? And how would tuck these little buggers into your underwear?
Going out on a limb here, I have a good idea that most men would find these vaginal decorations off-putting, disturbing, or just plain weird. What do you think?
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