Tuesday, April 23, 2013

Remove Yourself From the Scene and Depart Quickly.

Here's an example of a few fashion fads that just don't make sense.

  • Long in back, short in front shirt.  About as stylish as a mullet.
  • Mustache trend....WTH?  It was funny for about a minute but now it's over.  Way over.
  • Holes in my shoulders.  Nothing like shoulder cut-outs to make a woman look like a quarterback.
  • Denim shirts.  Try as you might to make them uber in style, the bulky denim, flap pockets, and farmer inspired design simply doesn't work.
  • Feather.  Anything.  Please.  Stop.  Now.
  • Chest length earrings. With my limited neck length, earrings like this become a belly bangle.
  • Dip dyed floral tees.  This pattern has been hanging around for about eight years, which means it's expiration date was 7 1/2 years ago.

 

1 comment:

  1. Brace yourself little sis, the long in back short in front has made it to dresses for fall (and yes in many t shirt designs for summer). I fear its hear to stay for a bit. I do know that the shark tail or bit shirts are fading out. those with the asymmetrical hem..longer on one side then the other. I agree on the jeans shirt and the moustache.. yuck! xoxoxo

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