Sad Little Cake

My birthday has not even arrived yet and here lies the remains of my cake.  Arlene sent us home with the left-overs; after snacking on it I decided the rest of the cake had to be tossed or else my hips would be double-layered!  And here lies the remains of the decoration....poor little Diva, tossed out like yesterday's trash.  Here's hoping my 50th year has a better outcome than my cake!!